Гриффины: Домик Стьюи - 2

Hey Stewie, you said you wanted us to see... Whoa, what happened in here? Okay, okay, now we're talking!

heɪ stewie, ju sɛd ju ˈwɔntɪd ˈjuˈɛs tɪ si... woʊ, wət ˈhæpənd ɪn hir? ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˌoʊˈkeɪ, naʊ wɪr ˈtɔkɪŋ!

Stewie, this is incredible!

stewie, ðɪs ɪz ˌɪnˈkrɛdəbəl!

Oh yeah! You like? The old place just didn't really, didn’t have much of a vibe, you know?

oʊ jæ! ju laɪk? ðə oʊld pleɪs ʤɪst ˈdɪdənt ˈrɪli, didn’t hæv məʧ əv ə vaɪb, ju noʊ?

Well, it sure as hell has a vibe now.

wɛl, ɪt ʃʊr ɛz hɛl həz ə vaɪb naʊ.

Oh, I happened to be over at Costco today and I grabbed some of these quiches. You guys ever try these?

oʊ, aɪ ˈhæpənd tɪ bi ˈoʊvər æt ˈkɔstkoʊ təˈdeɪ ənd aɪ græbd səm əv ðiz quiches. ju gaɪz ˈɛvər traɪ ðiz?

Ooh, very cool. (I) love these things. Gracias, Stewie.

u, ˈvɛri kul. (aɪ) ləv ðiz θɪŋz. ˈgrɑsiəz, stewie.

Yeah, so you know, (I) added a little workout area. Oh, and I got that creak taken care of too. See? Nothing!

jæ, soʊ ju noʊ, (aɪ) ˈædɪd ə ˈlɪtəl ˈwərˌkaʊt ˈɛriə. oʊ, ənd aɪ gɑt ðət krik ˈteɪkən kɛr əv tu. si? ˈnəθɪŋ!

Wait, that's not the same TV, right?

weɪt, ðæts nɑt ðə seɪm ˌtɛləˈvɪʒən, raɪt?

Good eye. Yeah, I looked up Vizios and realized they're kind of crap. I ended up going with the Sony.

gʊd aɪ. jæ, aɪ lʊkt əp vizios ənd ˈriəˌlaɪzd ðɛr kaɪnd əv kræp. aɪ ˈɛndɪd əp goʊɪŋ wɪθ ðə ˈsoʊni.

Excellent choice going with the Sony. (You) Can't go wrong there.

ˈɛksələnt ʧɔɪs goʊɪŋ wɪθ ðə ˈsoʊni. (ju) kænt goʊ rɔŋ ðɛr.

Well, congratulations, Stewie. You officially have a kick-ass man cave. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was great before.

wɛl, kənˌgræʧəˈleɪʃənz, stewie. ju əˈfɪʃəli hæv ə ˈkɪˌkæs mæn keɪv. aɪ min, don’t gɪt mi rɔŋ, ɪt wɑz greɪt ˌbiˈfɔr.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

oʊ jæ, jæ, jæ.

But this is... I mean, this is a man cave.

bət ðɪs ɪz... aɪ min, ðɪs ɪz ə mæn keɪv.

Agreed. You know who would love this? Eric.

əˈgrid. ju noʊ hu wʊd ləv ðɪs? ˈɛrɪk.

Oh yeah, this is right up Eric’s alley. I mean, would you mind if we brought a buddy?

oʊ jæ, ðɪs ɪz raɪt əp eric’s ˈæli. aɪ min, wʊd ju maɪnd ɪf wi brɔt ə ˈbədi?

Yeah, bring Eric. Bring whoever.

jæ, brɪŋ ˈɛrɪk. brɪŋ huˈɛvər.

Eric’ll love Stewie. Don’t you think?

eric’ll ləv stewie. don’t ju θɪŋk?

Totally. How have they never met?

ˈtoʊtəli. haʊ hæv ðeɪ ˈnɛvər mɛt?

A wrong that will soon be righted, my friend. All right Stewie, we’ll see you later.

ə rɔŋ ðət wɪl sun bi ˈraɪtɪd, maɪ frɛnd. ɔl raɪt stewie, we’ll si ju ˈleɪtər.

Yeah, yeah. See you guys in a bit.

jæ, jæ. si ju gaɪz ɪn ə bɪt.

Peace, bro.

pis, broʊ.

Wow, it’s all so cliché.

waʊ, it’s ɔl soʊ clichéé.

Cliché and just desperate. Literally not one thing about that place says Stewie.

clichéé ənd ʤɪst ˈdɛspərɪt. ˈlɪtərəli nɑt wən θɪŋ əˈbaʊt ðət pleɪs sɪz stewie.

It’s like he Googled man cave and said, that. I mean Nolan Ryan?

it’s laɪk hi ˈgugəld mæn keɪv ənd sɛd, ðət. aɪ min ˈnoʊlən raɪən?

Oh, I know, I know.

oʊ, aɪ noʊ, aɪ noʊ.

He really solved the TV problem, huh?

hi ˈrɪli sɑlvd ðə ˌtɛləˈvɪʒən ˈprɑbləm, hə?

Everybody knows LG is the way to go. But what does Consumer Reports know, right? Not to nitpick, but those weren’t even

ˈɛvriˌbɑdi noʊz lg ɪz ðə weɪ tɪ goʊ. bət wət dɪz kənˈsumər rɪˈpɔrts noʊ, raɪt? nɑt tɪ ˈnɪtpɪk, bət ðoʊz weren’t ˈivɪn

the right frozen quiches.

ðə raɪt ˈfroʊzən quiches.

Yeah. Not great.

jæ. nɑt greɪt.

I spit mine out in a napkin and put it in his workout area.

aɪ spɪt maɪn aʊt ɪn ə ˈnæpkɪn ənd pʊt ɪt ɪn hɪz ˈwərˌkaʊt ˈɛriə.

Well, I think we know he won’t find it in there.

wɛl, aɪ θɪŋk wi noʊ hi won’t faɪnd ɪt ɪn ðɛr.