Гриффины: Домик Стьюи - 1

Stewie, what's happening? I'm trying to write and all I hear is banging!

stewie, wəts ˈhæpənɪŋ? əm traɪɪŋ tɪ raɪt ənd ɔl aɪ hir ɪz ˈbæŋɪŋ!

Oh yeah, check it out. I'm having these guys put up a treehouse. Sort of like a man cave slash dance studio kind of deal. Why don't you stop by

oʊ jæ, ʧɛk ɪt aʊt. əm ˈhævɪŋ ðiz gaɪz pʊt əp ə treehouse. sɔrt əv laɪk ə mæn keɪv slæʃ dæns ˈstudiˌoʊ kaɪnd əv dil. waɪ doʊnt ju stɑp baɪ

later, and I'll give you the tour. Tell Chris too.

ˈleɪtər, ənd aɪl gɪv ju ðə tʊr. tɛl krɪs tu.

Sure, I'm free.

ʃʊr, əm fri.

Oh, there they are — the boys. Come on in, fellas.

oʊ, ðɛr ðeɪ ər — ðə bɔɪz. kəm ɔn ɪn, ˈfɛləs.

Thanks, Stewie. This is a legit little pad you've got here.

θæŋks, stewie. ðɪs ɪz ə ˈlɛʤɪt ˈlɪtəl pæd juv gɑt hir.

Yeah, that one spot creaks a little. I might have them look at it.

jæ, ðət wən spɑt creaks ə ˈlɪtəl. aɪ maɪt hæv ðɛm lʊk æt ɪt.

Oh, I… I didn’t even notice.

oʊ, i…… aɪ didn’t ˈivɪn ˈnoʊtɪs.

So yeah, you know, pretty self-explanatory. Couch, plasma, kind of a little office nook over there, and...

soʊ jæ, ju noʊ, ˈprɪti self-explanatory. kaʊʧ, ˈplæzmə, kaɪnd əv ə ˈlɪtəl ˈɔfəs nʊk ˈoʊvər ðɛr, ənd...

Hey-o!

hey-o!

Boom! Photo booth with props if anyone is feeling sassy.

bum! ˈfoʊˌtoʊ buθ wɪθ prɑps ɪf ˈɛniˌwən ɪz ˈfilɪŋ ˈsæsi.

Um, yes, yes, but do you mind if we take a rain check? I've got to take Chris to baseball in like five minutes.

əm, jɛs, jɛs, bət du ju maɪnd ɪf wi teɪk ə reɪn ʧɛk? aɪv gɑt tɪ teɪk krɪs tɪ ˈbeɪsˈbɔl ɪn laɪk faɪv ˈmɪnəts.

Come by later. Maybe we can watch a movie or something?

kəm baɪ ˈleɪtər. ˈmeɪbi wi kən wɔʧ ə ˈmuvi ər ˈsəmθɪŋ?

Wow, that’s super generous of you, Stewie. This place is dope.

waʊ, that’s ˈsupər ˈʤɛnərəs əv ju, stewie. ðɪs pleɪs ɪz doʊp.

You see that, Rupert? They like it. This place might just be my masterpiece.

ju si ðət, ˈrupərt? ðeɪ laɪk ɪt. ðɪs pleɪs maɪt ʤɪst bi maɪ ˈmæstərˌpis.

Okay, wow. What the hell was that?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, waʊ. wət ðə hɛl wɑz ðət?

So we're on the same page. I thought I was nuts.

soʊ wɪr ɔn ðə seɪm peɪʤ. aɪ θɔt aɪ wɑz nəts.

Brutal, right?

ˈbrutəl, raɪt?

Oh, brutal.

oʊ, ˈbrutəl.

I have no idea what he’s going for up there.

aɪ hæv noʊ aɪˈdiə wət he’s goʊɪŋ fər əp ðɛr.

That’s the thing. I don’t think he does either. I’m sorry, he wants us to come watch a movie up there on a Vizio?

that’s ðə θɪŋ. aɪ don’t θɪŋk hi dɪz ˈiðər. i’m ˈsɑri, hi wɔnts ˈjuˈɛs tɪ kəm wɔʧ ə ˈmuvi əp ðɛr ɔn ə vizio?

Oh, is that what he was saying? I couldn’t hear a word over those floorboards creaking.

oʊ, ɪz ðət wət hi wɑz seɪɪŋ? aɪ couldn’t hir ə wərd ˈoʊvər ðoʊz ˈflɔrˌbɔrdz ˈkrikɪŋ.

Oh my God, creak city.

oʊ maɪ gɑd, krik ˈsɪti.

Poor guy! (He) Just has no idea. And like, nothing to eat.

pur gaɪ! (hi) ʤɪst həz noʊ aɪˈdiə. ənd laɪk, ˈnəθɪŋ tɪ it.

Like dude, go to Costco. Grab some of those frozen quiches.

laɪk dud, goʊ tɪ ˈkɔstkoʊ. græb səm əv ðoʊz ˈfroʊzən quiches.

It’s not like he didn’t know we were coming.

it’s nɑt laɪk hi didn’t noʊ wi wər ˈkəmɪŋ.

Oh, poor Stewie. What are you going to do?

oʊ, pur stewie. wət ər ju goʊɪŋ tɪ du?

I’ll tell you what I’m not going to do — a photo shoot with a top hat and a boa.

i’ll tɛl ju wət i’m nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ du — ə ˈfoʊˌtoʊ ʃut wɪθ ə tɔp hæt ənd ə boʊə.