Гриффины: Ресторан для него и для неё

Ah, look at this, Peter. A new restaurant in town. What a lightning bolt to the balls for a couple of schmoes like us, huh?

ɑ, lʊk æt ðɪs, ˈpitər. ə nu ˈrɛˌstrɑnt ɪn taʊn. wət ə ˈlaɪtnɪŋ boʊlt tɪ ðə bɔlz fər ə ˈkəpəl əv schmoes laɪk ˈjuˈɛs, hə?

I know! I can't believe Quahog finally got a His and Hers. Check it out. I can drink beer, watch sports, and play Pop-A-Shot

aɪ noʊ! aɪ kænt bɪˈliv quahog ˈfaɪnəli gɑt ə hɪz ənd hərz. ʧɛk ɪt aʊt. aɪ kən drɪŋk bɪr, wɔʧ spɔrts, ənd pleɪ pop-a-shot

right here at the table.

raɪt hir æt ðə ˈteɪbəl.

And I can drink wine and scroll through Bonnie's Facebook, secretly enjoying that she has an ugly baby. Look at that thing's eyes!

ənd aɪ kən drɪŋk waɪn ənd skroʊl θru ˈbɑniz ˈfeɪsˌbʊk, ˈsikrɪtli ˌɛnˈʤɔɪɪŋ ðət ʃi həz ən ˈəgli ˈbeɪbi. lʊk æt ðət θɪŋz aɪz!

You know, maybe one glass a night wasn't fine.

ju noʊ, ˈmeɪbi wən glæs ə naɪt ˈwəzənt faɪn.

Hey folks, we're ready to order?

heɪ foʊks, wɪr ˈrɛdi tɪ ˈɔrdər?

I think so.

aɪ θɪŋk soʊ.

Shall I cover your ears for your wife's menu questions?

ʃæl aɪ ˈkəvər jʊr ɪrz fər jʊr waɪfs ˈmɛnju kˈwɛsʧənz?

That'd be great.

ˈðætɪd bi greɪt.

Yeah. Are you able to do the salmon but without the dill cream?

jæ. ər ju ˈeɪbəl tɪ du ðə ˈsæmən bət wɪˈθaʊt ðə dɪl krim?

Sorry, no substitutions. We're a dick restaurant.

ˈsɑri, noʊ ˌsəbstɪˈtjuʃənz. wɪr ə dɪk ˈrɛˌstrɑnt.

Then I'll have the fettuccini alfredo, and my Instagram will have the watercress salad.

ðɛn aɪl hæv ðə fettuccini ˌælˈfreɪdoʊ, ənd maɪ instagram wɪl hæv ðə ˈwɔtərˌkrɛs ˈsæləd.

And for you, sir?

ənd fər ju, sər?

How much is that tomahawk ribeye?

haʊ məʧ ɪz ðət ˈtɑməˌhɔk ribeye?

85...

85

Kids' personal pan pizza.

kɪdz' ˈpərsɪnəl pæn ˈpitsə.

Great. And if you folks need anything else, I'll be invisible.

greɪt. ənd ɪf ju foʊks nid ˈɛniˌθɪŋ ɛls, aɪl bi ˌɪnˈvɪzəbəl.