Человек-паук: Нет пути домой: Три Человека-паука - 1

I just wish we could see Peter.

aɪ ʤɪst wɪʃ wi kʊd si ˈpitər.

Salamangkero!

salamangkero!

You're right. I am magic.

jʊr raɪt. aɪ æm ˈmæʤɪk.

Is that him?

ɪz ðət ɪm?

Yeah, yeah. It has to be.

jæ, jæ. ɪt həz tɪ bi.

Peter. Peter!

ˈpitər. ˈpitər!

Hey, Peter!

heɪ, ˈpitər!

Peter!

ˈpitər!

Hi. Hi! No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay. I'm a nice guy. Okay.

haɪ. haɪ! noʊ, noʊ, noʊ. ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ɪts ˌoʊˈkeɪ. əm ə nis gaɪ. ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Who the hell are you?

hu ðə hɛl ər ju?

I'm Peter Parker.

əm ˈpitər ˈpɑrkər.

That's not possible.

ðæts nɑt ˈpɑsəbəl.

I am Spider-Man in my world. But then, yesterday, I was... I was just here. Wow. String theory. Multidimensional reality. And matter displacement. All real?

aɪ æm ˈspaɪdərmæn ɪn maɪ wərld. bət ðɛn, ˈjɛstərˌdeɪ, aɪ wɑz... aɪ wɑz ʤɪst hir. waʊ. strɪŋ ˈθɪri. multidimensional ˌriˈæləˌti. ənd ˈmætər dɪˈspleɪsmənt. ɔl ril?

Yeah.

jæ.

I knew it!

aɪ nu ɪt!

This has to be because of the spell.

ðɪs həz tɪ bi bɪˈkəz əv ðə spɛl.

The spell? Like magic spell?

ðə spɛl? laɪk ˈmæʤɪk spɛl?

There's no spell.

ðɛrz noʊ spɛl.

No spell. No.

noʊ spɛl. noʊ.

Magic is real here, too?

ˈmæʤɪk ɪz ril hir, tu?

Shut up, Ned. No, it's not real. Shut up.

ʃət əp, nɛd. noʊ, ɪts nɑt ril. ʃət əp.

I mean there's magicians and stuff, but there's no like...

aɪ min ðɛrz məˈʤɪʃənz ənd stəf, bət ðɛrz noʊ laɪk...

Stop it. Stop. Prove it.

stɑp ɪt. stɑp. pruv ɪt.

Prove what?

pruv wət?

That you're Peter Parker.

ðət jʊr ˈpitər ˈpɑrkər.

I don't carry an ID with me. You know, it kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing. Why'd you do that?

aɪ doʊnt ˈkɛri ən ˈaɪˈdi wɪθ mi. ju noʊ, ɪt kaɪnd əv dɪˈfits ðə hoʊl əˈnɑnəməs ˌsupərˈhiroʊ θɪŋ. waɪd ju du ðət?

I was trying to see if you had the tingle thing.

aɪ wɑz traɪɪŋ tɪ si ɪf ju hæd ðə ˈtɪŋgəl θɪŋ.

I have the tingle thing, just not for bread. Can you not throw the bread again? You're a deeply mistrusting person, and I respect it.

aɪ hæv ðə ˈtɪŋgəl θɪŋ, ʤɪst nɑt fər brɛd. kən ju nɑt θroʊ ðə brɛd əˈgɛn? jʊr ə ˈdipli mɪˈstrəstɪŋ ˈpərsən, ənd aɪ rɪˈspɛkt ɪt.

Crawl around.

krɔl əraʊnd.

Crawl around?

krɔl əraʊnd?

Yes!

jɛs!

No.

noʊ.

Yes, crawl around!

jɛs, krɔl əraʊnd!

Why do I need to crawl around?

waɪ du aɪ nid tɪ krɔl əraʊnd?

Because this's not enough.

bɪˈkəz this's nɑt ɪˈnəf.

This is plenty.

ðɪs ɪz ˈplɛnti.

No, it's not!

noʊ, ɪts nɑt!

Yes, it is.

jɛs, ɪt ɪz.

No, it's not.

noʊ, ɪts nɑt.

It is.

ɪt ɪz.

Nuh-uh.

nuh-uh.

How do I stick to the ceiling?

haʊ du aɪ stɪk tɪ ðə ˈsilɪŋ?

Do it.

du ɪt.

Ned? Sabihin mo dyan sa mamang yan na alisin yung agiw sa sulok, ha?

nɛd? sabihin moʊ daɪæn sɑ mamang jæn nɑ alisin jəŋ agiw sɑ sulok, hɑ?

My Lola is asking if you can just get the cobweb there since you're, like, up there.

maɪ ˈloʊlə ɪz ˈæskɪŋ ɪf ju kən ʤɪst gɪt ðə ˈkɑbˌwɛb ðɛr sɪns jʊr, laɪk, əp ðɛr.

Yeah!

jæ!

Thank you.

θæŋk ju.

We good?

wi gʊd?

For now.

fər naʊ.

So, I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker?

soʊ, aɪ ˈoʊpənd ðə rɔŋ ˈpɔrtəl tɪ ðə rɔŋ ˈpitər ˈpɑrkər?

Yeah. I guess you just keep doing it until we find the real one.

jæ. aɪ gɛs ju ʤɪst kip duɪŋ ɪt ənˈtɪl wi faɪnd ðə ril wən.

Ouch.

aʊʧ.

No offense.

noʊ əˈfɛns.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.

Okay.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ.