Она: Игры

We're not doing well. I've been going in circles for an hour.

wɪr nɑt duɪŋ wɛl. aɪv bɪn goʊɪŋ ɪn ˈsərkəlz fər ən aʊər.

Okay, you have not. You're just not being optimistic. You're being very stubborn right now. Okay, stop walking this direction. It's the other way.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ju hæv nɑt. jʊr ʤɪst nɑt biɪŋ ˌɑptɪˈmɪstɪk. jʊr biɪŋ ˈvɛri ˈstəbərn raɪt naʊ. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, stɑp ˈwɔkɪŋ ðɪs dɪˈrɛkʃɪn. ɪts ðə ˈəðər weɪ.

Um…

um……

Thank you, thank you. Okay, the tunnel on the left is the only one we haven't tried.

θæŋk ju, θæŋk ju. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ðə ˈtənəl ɔn ðə lɛft ɪz ðə ˈoʊnli wən wi ˈhævənt traɪd.

No, I think that's the one you sent me down, where I fell in the pit.

noʊ, aɪ θɪŋk ðæts ðə wən ju sɛnt mi daʊn, wɛr aɪ fɛl ɪn ðə pɪt.

Okay, I don't think so.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk soʊ.

Oh, yeah, this is different. Hello? Do you know how to get out of here? I need to find my ship to get off this planet.

oʊ, jæ, ðɪs ɪz ˈdɪfərənt. hɛˈloʊ? du ju noʊ haʊ tɪ gɪt aʊt əv hir? aɪ nid tɪ faɪnd maɪ ʃɪp tɪ gɪt ɔf ðɪs ˈplænət.

Fuck you shithead fuckface fuckhead.

fək ju ˈʃɪˌthɛd fuckface fuckhead.

Okay, but do you know how to get out of here?

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, bət du ju noʊ haʊ tɪ gɪt aʊt əv hir?

Fuck you shithead fuckface. Get the fuck out of my face!

fək ju ˈʃɪˌthɛd fuckface. gɪt ðə fək aʊt əv maɪ feɪs!

I think it's a test.

aɪ θɪŋk ɪts ə tɛst.

Fuck you!

fək ju!

Fuck you!

fək ju!

Well, fuck you, little shit!

wɛl, fək ju, ˈlɪtəl ʃɪt!

Follow me, fuckhead.

ˈfɑloʊ mi, fuckhead.

Hey, you just got an email from Mark Lumen.

heɪ, ju ʤɪst gɑt ən iˈmeɪl frəm mɑrk ˈlumən.

What are you talking about?

wət ər ju ˈtɔkɪŋ əˈbaʊt?

Oh, read email.

oʊ, rɛd iˈmeɪl.

Okay. I will read email for Theodore Twombly.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ. aɪ wɪl rɛd iˈmeɪl fər ˈθiəˌdɔr tˈwumbli.

I'm sorry. What's Lumen say?

əm ˈsɑri. wəts ˈlumən seɪ?

"Theodore, we missed you last night, buddy. Don’t forget, it’s your goddaughter’s birthday on the 29th. Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted

"ˈθiəˌdɔr, wi mɪst ju læst naɪt, ˈbədi. don’t fərˈgɛt, it’s jʊr goddaughter’s ˈbərθˌdeɪ ɔn ðə 29th. ˈɔlsoʊ, ˈkɛvɪn ənd aɪ hæd ˈsəmˌbɑdi wi ˈwɔntɪd

you to meet, so we took it upon ourselves to set you up on a date with her next Saturday. She’s fun and beautiful, so don’t back out. Here’s her email."

ju tɪ mit, soʊ wi tʊk ɪt əˈpɑn ɑrˈsɛlvz tɪ sɛt ju əp ɔn ə deɪt wɪθ hər nɛkst ˈsæˌtɪˌdeɪ. she’s fən ənd ˈbjutəfəl, soʊ don’t bæk aʊt. here’s hər iˈmeɪl."

Wow! This woman is gorgeous. She went to Harvard, she graduated magna cum laude in computer science, and she was on The Lampoon. So, that means she’s

waʊ! ðɪs ˈwʊmən ɪz ˈgɔrʤəs. ʃi wɛnt tɪ ˈhɑrvərd, ʃi ˈgræʤəˌweɪtɪd ˈmægnə kəm lɔd ɪn kəmˈpjutər saɪəns, ənd ʃi wɑz ɔn ðə læmˈpun. soʊ, ðət minz she’s

funny and she’s brainy.

ˈfəni ənd she’s ˈbreɪni.

Ah, she’s fat.

ɑ, she’s fæt.

Theodore, how long before you're ready to date?

ˈθiəˌdɔr, haʊ lɔŋ ˌbiˈfɔr jʊr ˈrɛdi tɪ deɪt?

What do you mean?

wət du ju min?

I saw in your emails that you'd gone through a breakup recently.

aɪ sɔ ɪn jʊr iˈmeɪlz ðət jʊd gɔn θru ə ˈbreɪˌkəp ˈrisəntli.

Well, you're kind of nosy.

wɛl, jʊr kaɪnd əv ˈnoʊzi.

Am I?

æm aɪ?

I've gone on dates.

aɪv gɔn ɔn deɪts.

Well, then you can go on one with this woman, and then you could tell me all about it. You could kiss her.

wɛl, ðɛn ju kən goʊ ɔn wən wɪθ ðɪs ˈwʊmən, ənd ðɛn ju kʊd tɛl mi ɔl əˈbaʊt ɪt. ju kʊd kɪs hər.

Samantha!

səˈmænθə!

What? Wouldn't you? Why not?

wət? ˈwʊdənt ju? waɪ nɑt?

I don’t know. I’d have to see if there was some... I can’t believe I’m having this conversation with

aɪ don’t noʊ. i’d hæv tɪ si ɪf ðɛr wɑz səm... aɪ can’t bɪˈliv i’m ˈhævɪŋ ðɪs ˌkɑnvərˈseɪʃən wɪθ

my computer.

maɪ kəmˈpjutər.

You’re not. You’re having this conversation with me. (Do) You want me to email her? You've got nothing to lose. Do it. Do it. Do it.

you’re nɑt. you’re ˈhævɪŋ ðɪs ˌkɑnvərˈseɪʃən wɪθ mi. (du) ju wɔnt mi tɪ iˈmeɪl hər? juv gɑt ˈnəθɪŋ tɪ luz. du ɪt. du ɪt. du ɪt.

Ya! Email her.

jɑ! iˈmeɪl hər.

Okay, perfect.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ˈpərˌfɪkt.

Yeah, let’s do it. Make a reservation someplace great.

jæ, let’s du ɪt. meɪk ə ˌrɛzərˈveɪʃən ˈsəmˌpleɪs greɪt.

Yeah? Oh, I’ve got just the place!

jæ? oʊ, i’ve gɑt ʤɪst ðə pleɪs!

Who’s that talking?

who’s ðət ˈtɔkɪŋ?

Oh, that’s my friend Samantha.

oʊ, that’s maɪ frɛnd səˈmænθə.

Is she a girl?

ɪz ʃi ə gərl?

Yeah!

jæ!

I hate women. All they do is cry all the time.

aɪ heɪt ˈwɪmən. ɔl ðeɪ du ɪz kraɪ ɔl ðə taɪm.

That’s not true. You know, men cry too. I actually like crying sometimes. It feels good.

that’s nɑt tru. ju noʊ, mɛn kraɪ tu. aɪ ˈæˌkʧuəli laɪk kraɪɪŋ ˈsəmˌtaɪmz. ɪt filz gʊd.