Люди в чёрном: Джей принимает роды

Okay Let's see. Bee, we've got the deposed Sur-prefect of Singalee touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight.

ˌoʊˈkeɪ lɛts si. bi, wiv gɑt ðə dɪˈpoʊzd sur-prefect əv singalee ˈtəʧɪŋ daʊn ɪn ðə ˈfɔrɪst ˈaʊtˈsaɪd ˈpɔrtlənd təˈnaɪt.

Humanoid?

ˈhjuməˌnɔɪd?

You wish. Bring a sponge.

ju wɪʃ. brɪŋ ə spənʤ.

Well well! We’ve got a skimmer.

wɛl wɛl! we’ve gɑt ə ˈskɪmər.

Landed alien out of zone. Who is it?

ˈlændɪd ˈeɪliən aʊt əv zoʊn. hu ɪz ɪt?

Redgick. He's not cleared to leave Manhattan, but he's way out of town right now, stuck on the New Jersey Turnpike. Why don't you take junior here with you? This is a good one for him to warm up on. Go get him, tiger.

redgick. hiz nɑt klɪrd tɪ liv mænˈhætən, bət hiz weɪ aʊt əv taʊn raɪt naʊ, stək ɔn ðə nu ˈʤərzi ˈtərnˌpaɪk. waɪ doʊnt ju teɪk ˈʤunjər hir wɪθ ju? ðɪs ɪz ə gʊd wən fər ɪm tɪ wɔrm əp ɔn. goʊ gɪt ɪm, ˈtaɪgər.

Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S.

ənˈlɪmɪtɪd tɛkˈnɑləʤi frəm ðə hoʊl ˈjunəˌvərs, ənd wi kruz əraʊnd ɪn ə fɔrd p.o.s.

Fasten your seat belt.

ˈfæsən jʊr sit bɛlt.

See, we’ve got to work on your people skills. You know, you'd get a much better reaction if you were a little more polite.

si, we’ve gɑt tɪ wərk ɔn jʊr ˈpipəl skɪlz. ju noʊ, jʊd gɪt ə məʧ ˈbɛtər riˈækʃən ɪf ju wər ə ˈlɪtəl mɔr pəˈlaɪt.

Fasten your seat belt, please.

ˈfæsən jʊr sit bɛlt, pliz.

Whoa! That was good. Did you hurt yourself?

woʊ! ðət wɑz gʊd. dɪd ju hərt ˈjɔrsɛlf?

Oh, the red button there, kid. Don't ever, ever touch the red button.

oʊ, ðə rɛd ˈbətən ðɛr, kɪd. doʊnt ˈɛvər, ˈɛvər təʧ ðə rɛd ˈbətən.

I'd like to see your license and registration, please.

aɪd laɪk tɪ si jʊr ˈlaɪsəns ənd ˌrɛʤɪˈstreɪʃən, pliz.

I’d like to see your other license and registration, please.

i’d laɪk tɪ si jʊr ˈəðər ˈlaɪsəns ənd ˌrɛʤɪˈstreɪʃən, pliz.

All right, your resident alien card has you restricted to island of Manhattan. Where are you going, Redge?

ɔl raɪt, jʊr ˈrɛzɪdənt ˈeɪliən kɑrd həz ju riˈstrɪktɪd tɪ ˈaɪlənd əv mænˈhætən. wɛr ər ju goʊɪŋ, redge?

Well, it's my wife. She's… Well, look.

wɛl, ɪts maɪ waɪf. she's…… wɛl, lʊk.

Oh. All right. Okay, no big deal. Okay, you come with me, Redge. And you handle this.

oʊ. ɔl raɪt. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, noʊ bɪg dil. ˌoʊˈkeɪ, ju kəm wɪθ mi, redge. ənd ju ˈhændəl ðɪs.

What! Me?

wət! mi?

Yeah. It's easy. You just catch.

jæ. ɪts ˈizi. ju ʤɪst kæʧ.

Are you sure he knows what he's doing?

ər ju ʃʊr hi noʊz wət hiz duɪŋ?

He does it all the time. Let the man work.

hi dɪz ɪt ɔl ðə taɪm. lɛt ðə mæn wərk.

Kay! Damn, man! Kay! Something's peaking!

keɪ! dæm, mæn! keɪ! ˈsəmθɪŋz ˈpikɪŋ!

Croagg the Midwife is at 54th and Madison. You're headed out of town, Redge. What's going on?

croagg ðə ˈmɪdˌwaɪf ɪz æt 54th ənd ˈmædɪsən. jʊr ˈhɛdɪd aʊt əv taʊn, redge. wəts goʊɪŋ ɔn?

Well, we're meeting someone.

wɛl, wɪr ˈmitɪŋ ˈsəmˌwən.

Who are you meeting?

hu ər ju ˈmitɪŋ?

Well, it's a ship.

wɛl, ɪts ə ʃɪp.

What ship? I didn’t see any departure clearance for today.

wət ʃɪp? aɪ didn’t si ˈɛni dɪˈpɑrʧər ˈklɪrəns fər təˈdeɪ.

You didn't?

ju ˈdɪdənt?

No.

noʊ.

Well, it's an emergency.

wɛl, ɪts ən ˈimərʤənsi.

You're doing fine, ace.

jʊr duɪŋ faɪn, eɪs.

What kind of emergency? What's the rush to get off the planet all of the sudden?

wət kaɪnd əv ˈimərʤənsi? wəts ðə rəʃ tɪ gɪt ɔf ðə ˈplænət ɔl əv ðə ˈsədən?

We just don't like the neighborhood anymore.

wi ʤɪst doʊnt laɪk ðə ˈneɪbərˌhʊd ˌɛniˈmɔr.

Oh man. Oh man. Kay. Look. Oh, man.

oʊ mæn. oʊ mæn. keɪ. lʊk. oʊ, mæn.

Congratulations, Redge. It's a squid.

kənˌgræʧəˈleɪʃənz, redge. ɪts ə skwɪd.

Kay, man. You know, it’s actually kind of cute.

keɪ, mæn. ju noʊ, it’s ˈæˌkʧuəli kaɪnd əv kjut.

Anything about that seem unusual to you? What would scare Redgick so badly that he'd risk a warp jump with a newborn?

ˈɛniˌθɪŋ əˈbaʊt ðət sim ənˈjuˌʒuəl tɪ ju? wət wʊd skɛr redgick soʊ ˈbædli ðət hid rɪsk ə wɔrp ʤəmp wɪθ ə ˈnubɔrn?