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Good morning, sir. Yet another on-time delivery from...

gʊd ˈmɔrnɪŋ, sər. jɛt əˈnəðər on-time dɪˈlɪvəri frəm...

Get the hell out of my face, canner.

gɪt ðə hɛl aʊt əv maɪ feɪs, ˈkænər.

Have a nice day!

hæv ə nis deɪ!

And we believe our "Destination Anywhere" package to be the best value. Let us bring you to your dream destination...

ənd wi bɪˈliv ɑr "ˌdɛstɪˈneɪʃən ˈɛniˌwɛr" ˈpækɪʤ tɪ bi ðə bɛst ˈvælju. lɛt ˈjuˈɛs brɪŋ ju tɪ jʊr drim ˌdɛstɪˈneɪʃən...

Excuse me, sir.

ɪkˈskjuz mi, sər.

Total performance. Total readiness. Total security.

ˈtoʊtəl pərˈfɔrməns. ˈtoʊtəl ˈrɛdinəs. ˈtoʊtəl sɪˈkjʊrəti.

Hold my pie, sir. Hold it or wear it.

hoʊld maɪ paɪ, sər. hoʊld ɪt ər wɛr ɪt.

Hey! Stop! I said stop! Relax, relax. I'm a police officer.

heɪ! stɑp! aɪ sɛd stɑp! rɪˈlæks, rɪˈlæks. əm ə pəˈlis ˈɔfɪsər.

You are an asshole!

ju ər ən ˈæshoʊl!

Ma'am, is that your purse?

mæm, ɪz ðət jʊr pərs?

Of course, it's my purse! I left my inhaler at home. He was running it out to me.

əv kɔrs, ɪts maɪ pərs! aɪ lɛft maɪ ˌɪnˈheɪlər æt hoʊm. hi wɑz ˈrənɪŋ ɪt aʊt tɪ mi.

I saw a robot running with the purse, naturally, I assumed...

aɪ sɔ ə ˈroʊˌbət ˈrənɪŋ wɪθ ðə pərs, ˈnæʧərəli, aɪ əˈsumd...

What? Are you crazy?

wət? ər ju ˈkreɪzi?

I'm sorry for this misunderstanding, officer.

əm ˈsɑri fər ðɪs ˌmɪsəndərˈstændɪŋ, ˈɔfɪsər.

Don't apologize. You're doing what you're supposed to be doing. But what are you doing?

doʊnt əˈpɑləˌʤaɪz. jʊr duɪŋ wət jʊr səˈpoʊzd tɪ bi duɪŋ. bət wət ər ju duɪŋ?

Have a lovely day, ma'am.

hæv ə ˈləvli deɪ, mæm.

You’re lucky I can't breathe or I'd walk all up and down your ass.

you’re ˈləki aɪ kænt brið ər aɪd wɔk ɔl əp ənd daʊn jʊr æs.

Homicide. Spooner.

ˈhɑməˌsaɪd. ˈspunər.

Please take the next exit to your right.

pliz teɪk ðə nɛkst ˈɛksət tɪ jʊr raɪt.

Welcome, Detective Spooner.

ˈwɛlkəm, dɪˈtɛktɪv ˈspunər.

Good to see you again, son.

gʊd tɪ si ju əˈgɛn, sən.

Is there something you want to say to me?

ɪz ðɛr ˈsəmθɪŋ ju wɔnt tɪ seɪ tɪ mi?

I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.

əm ˈsɑri. maɪ rɪˈspɑnsɪz ər ˈlɪmɪtɪd. ju məst æsk ðə raɪt kˈwɛsʧənz.

Why would you kill yourself?

waɪ wʊd ju kɪl ˈjɔrsɛlf?

That, detective, is the right question. Program terminated.

ðət, dɪˈtɛktɪv, ɪz ðə raɪt kˈwɛʃən. ˈproʊˌgræm ˈtərməˌneɪtɪd.

John, I need backup. I'm transmitting my location.

ʤɑn, aɪ nid ˈbæˌkəp. əm trænsˈmɪtɪŋ maɪ loʊˈkeɪʃən.

You don't need backup.

ju doʊnt nid ˈbæˌkəp.

That's nobody. Over.

ðæts ˈnoʊˌbɑˌdi. ˈoʊvər.

What do you think you're doing?

wət du ju θɪŋk jʊr duɪŋ?

I'm driving.

əm ˈdraɪvɪŋ.

By hand?

baɪ hænd?

(Do) You see me on the phone?

(du) ju si mi ɔn ðə foʊn?

You can't be serious. Not at these speeds!

ju kænt bi ˈsɪriəs. nɑt æt ðiz spidz!

John, please just send backup right—

ʤɑn, pliz ʤɪst sɛnd ˈbæˌkəp right——

Listen, detective, that robot is not going to harm us. Now, there must have been unknown factors, but somehow acting as it did kept us out of harm's way. A robot simply cannot endanger a human being.

ˈlɪsən, dɪˈtɛktɪv, ðət ˈroʊˌbət ɪz nɑt goʊɪŋ tɪ hɑrm ˈjuˈɛs. naʊ, ðɛr məst hæv bɪn ənˈnoʊn ˈfæktərz, bət ˈsəmˌhaʊ ˈæktɪŋ ɛz ɪt dɪd kɛpt ˈjuˈɛs aʊt əv hɑrmz weɪ. ə ˈroʊˌbət ˈsɪmpli ˈkænɑt ɛnˈdeɪnʤər ə ˈjumən biɪŋ.

Alert!

əˈlərt!

Asshole!

ˈæshoʊl!

Which is more than I can say for you. It was a left, by the way, back there.

wɪʧ ɪz mɔr ðən aɪ kən seɪ fər ju. ɪt wɑz ə lɛft, baɪ ðə weɪ, bæk ðɛr.

You must know my ex-wife.

ju məst noʊ maɪ ˈɛksˈwaɪf.