Трудности ассимиляции: Сладость или гадость

We start on Pickwick Road. Those houses always come strong with jawbreakers and Fun Dip.

wi stɑrt ɔn ˈpɪkˌwɪk roʊd. ðoʊz ˈhaʊsɪz ˈɔlˌweɪz kəm strɔŋ wɪθ jawbreakers ənd fən dɪp.

Then we're on the chocolate factory of Forest Avenue.

ðɛn wɪr ɔn ðə ˈʧɔklət ˈfæktəri əv ˈfɔrɪst ˈævəˌnu.

All-day Milky Way.

all-day ˈmɪlki weɪ.

I can't wait. I want to be knee-deep in candy by the end of the night. I mean, like, for real—that's what I want.

aɪ kænt weɪt. aɪ wɔnt tɪ bi knee-deep ɪn ˈkændi baɪ ðə ɛnd əv ðə naɪt. aɪ min, laɪk, fər real—that's wət aɪ wɔnt.

Hey, where's your lunch?

heɪ, wɛrz jʊr lənʧ?

We're not eating before Halloween tonight. Our candy bags aren't that big, so we're making extra room in our internal candy bags.

wɪr nɑt ˈitɪŋ ˌbiˈfɔr ˌhæləˈwin təˈnaɪt. ɑr ˈkændi bægz ˈɑrənt ðət bɪg, soʊ wɪr ˈmeɪkɪŋ ˈɛkstrə rum ɪn ɑr ˌɪnˈtərnəl ˈkændi bægz.

I remember what it was like to go trick-or-treating.

aɪ rɪˈmɛmbər wət ɪt wɑz laɪk tɪ goʊ trick-or-treating.

You don't trick-or-treat?

ju doʊnt trick-or-treat?

No, I might have been held back here, but my friends are in high school now. We're going to spend Halloween hanging in the park and seeing if anyone could buy us booze.

noʊ, aɪ maɪt hæv bɪn hɛld bæk hir, bət maɪ frɛndz ər ɪn haɪ skul naʊ. wɪr goʊɪŋ tɪ spɛnd ˌhæləˈwin ˈhæŋɪŋ ɪn ðə pɑrk ənd siɪŋ ɪf ˈɛniˌwən kʊd baɪ ˈjuˈɛs buz.

She's so cool.

ʃiz soʊ kul.

I bet she drinks Zima.

aɪ bɛt ʃi drɪŋks ˈzimə.

I thought we were coming to school in our costumes. Somebody should have stopped me!

aɪ θɔt wi wər ˈkəmɪŋ tɪ skul ɪn ɑr ˈkɑstumz. ˈsəmˌbɑdi ʃʊd hæv stɑpt mi!

Eddie, where's your costume?

ˈɛdi, wɛrz jʊr ˈkɑstum?

Ross Perot. I'm Humpty Hump. You know, Shock G's alter ego from the Digital Underground.

rɔs pəroʊ. əm ˈhəmpti həmp. ju noʊ, ʃɑk ʤiz ˈɔltər ˈigoʊ frəm ðə ˈdɪʤɪtəl ˈəndərˌgraʊnd.

Yes! Have you seen your brothers? UPS delivery lamb. Nice costume, Emery. You too, Evan. A lazy goalie. Scary for your teammates.

jɛs! hæv ju sin jʊr ˈbrəðərz? əps dɪˈlɪvəri læm. nis ˈkɑstum, ˈɛməri. ju tu, ˈɛvən. ə ˈleɪzi ˈgoʊli. ˈskɛri fər jʊr ˈtimˌmeɪts.

We're obviously Silence of the Lambs.

wɪr ˈɑbviəsli ˈsaɪləns əv ðə læmz.

We knew he wouldn't get it. We talked about that. Remember?

wi nu hi ˈwʊdənt gɪt ɪt. wi tɔkt əˈbaʊt ðət. rɪˈmɛmbər?

Hey, Eddie!

heɪ, ˈɛdi!

Uh-oh, we got another ninja, Trent. Who wore it best?

əoʊ, wi gɑt əˈnəðər ˈnɪnʤə, trɛnt. hu wɔr ɪt bɛst?

I'm not wearing a costume.

əm nɑt ˈwɛrɪŋ ə ˈkɑstum.

Ready to go, Eddie?

ˈrɛdi tɪ goʊ, ˈɛdi?

Go ahead, Eddie. Have a great Halloween with your friends.

goʊ əˈhɛd, ˈɛdi. hæv ə greɪt ˌhæləˈwin wɪθ jʊr frɛndz.

Yes.

jɛs.

And take your brothers with you.

ənd teɪk jʊr ˈbrəðərz wɪθ ju.

Yay!

jeɪ!

Go on, deliver that goalie.

goʊ ɔn, dɪˈlɪvər ðət ˈgoʊli.

♫ This Halloween weekend. Me and Ghetto are trick-or-treating. Robbing little kids for bags till an adult gets behind our— My mind is playing tricks on me! ♫

♫ ðɪs ˌhæləˈwin ˈwiˌkɪnd. mi ənd ˈgɛtoʊ ər trick-or-treating. ˈrɑbɪŋ ˈlɪtəl kɪdz fər bægz tɪl ən ˈædəlt gɪts bɪˈhaɪnd our—— maɪ maɪnd ɪz pleɪɪŋ trɪks ɔn mi! ♫

Trick or treat!

trɪk ər trit!

Where's Waldo? Uh, where's my candy? Right here. Where in the world is Diego San Francisco?

wɛrz ˈwɔldoʊ? ə, wɛrz maɪ ˈkændi? raɪt hir. wɛr ɪn ðə wərld ɪz diˈeɪgoʊ sæn frænˈsɪskoʊ?

It's Carmen Sandiego!

ɪts ˈkɑrmən sandiego!

What is?

wət ɪz?

This feels amazing!

ðɪs filz əˈmeɪzɪŋ!

You know, if you eat all that candy, you're going to get sick.

ju noʊ, ɪf ju it ɔl ðət ˈkændi, jʊr goʊɪŋ tɪ gɪt sɪk.

Then I'll take medicine.

ðɛn aɪl teɪk ˈmɛdəsən.